- Moment that Should Have Been Captured on Tape: Hollywood's It Couple of the moment danced briefly but divinely
- Couple of the Year
- Star of the Year
- Movie of the Year (oh, this one is a tie!)
No. 10
- Jake Gooberballs. If you only knew. . . if you only knew.
- Do you wanna smell it?
- And you had told her that I called you a couple of months before to play hoop and you had said that you couldn't and then I didn't call you back which made you think that I thought you sucked. And I just want to set the record straight that I think that you sucked.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
February 28, 2007

- Ellen? It's Jake again. C'mon, just pick up the phone. I know you're there. Just call me back, will'ya.
- Jonathan, I don't fly; I swim.
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
October 12, 2007
October 12, 2007

- You're stressing me out man; I got two and a half minutes.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
October 18, 2007
October 18, 2007

No. 4
- Maggie, hand me the child.
- Aaah-maaaay-zing!
- If I'm going down, baby, I'm going down.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
October 18, 2007
October 18, 2007
