This bein' t'19th o'September then 't must be Talk Like A Pirate Day.
(Apologies in advance for the annoying 30 second commercial at the start of this clip.)
(Also apologies that it cuts off just as Peter was going to say 'Jaaarrrrrhead')
If you, too, want to talk like a pirate, here's a list of English to Pirate translators.
(Pics courtesy of IHJ)