Time marches on. Today and this evening (because the whole overblown, self-congratulatory event lasts about 20 hours it seems) is the 80th Annual Academy Awards, also known as the Oscars. This year's Awards holds no interest for me other than tuning in to see who's wearing what...or who.
All indications are that Jake Gyllenhaal won't be at the event tonight, but that doesn't stop us from having our own Oscars, Gyllenhaal stylie.
Best Performance in the Younger Actor category:
And the winner is. . . Jake Gyllenhaal for his role as Danny Robbins in City Slickers!!
Best Performance by an Actor in a Bubble
And the winner is. . . Jake Gyllenhaal for his role as Jimmy Livingston in Bubble Boy!!
Best Stoner Performance by an Actor
And the winner is. . . Jake Gyllenhaal for his role as Pilot Kelson in Highway.
Best Actor as the Love Interest for Older Actresses
The nominees are:
Jake Gyllenhaal for Lovely & Amazing
Jake Gyllenhaal for The Good Girl
Jake Gyllenhaal for Proof
Jake Gyllenhaal for Moonlight Mile
And the winner, by a landslide, is Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Enjoy your Sunday evening at the Oscars, everyone!
Photos courtesy or IHJ. Clips courtesy of YouTube.