Timely, topical and totally unverified information about Jake Gyllenhaal
Monday, July 11, 2011
Boys Gone Wild
Time to get wild. Let's do a live blog/commentary as we watch the show. I'll add clips as soon as they are available. Hopefully soon, for those who can't watch the episode.
Jake should not look so happy:lol Scary stuff. Blizzard just started...jake could Drop down crevass...his Mom is going to kill Him. Jake goes first as a safety precaution for Jake's sake! Sass
Jake helps camera crew. They are going to make a snow hole. Jake is making jokes and I'm laughing. I can't Shelter is done. Jake says it's the coolest place he's ever been. Jake makes fire and brings chocolate.
OK. Holy crap!!!! This was unbelievable! I mean. And he was just ...so, so cool about it! Damn. He just embraced the whole experience! He's so proud, and justifiably too. That took real guts. Bless.
I didn't hear one but may if I can stay up and watch it again @ 11PM. I don't think the studio loved this episode after seeing it tonight! I forget about Jake's Viking...is that right...origins. sass
For those looking to make Brokeback Mountain jokes, Bear did you the honor about halfway through as they built a snow save in which to spend the night. Jake tried to play off the joke, but I wonder if he enjoys knowing he’ll hear that type of humor until he’s dead in the grave.
Of course, the author of that article couldn't resist making them either. So juvenile. I get the feeling Jake was not thrilled abbot it. Of course he will never be able to say that or the loony tunes haters will crucify him.
This was GREAT! I was on the edge of my seat when Jake made that crossing. And then they stayed in that snow cave they built. I don't think Jake was offended by the BBM joke (I couldn't hear it all but I don't think Bear meant it as anything but a joke)
My eyes fell out when they took their shirts off. OF course it all makes sense when you need to keep your clothes dry. Yeah Jake take it off!
I hope Steph at IHJ will put up a video so everyone can see this ep.
A man who brings Chocolate! yes! I was ready to step up and make the ultimate sacrifice and keep Jake warm :D
Jake said this was the beginning of a great friendship. He impresses me as the type of person that once your friends with him it's a life long thing (I think)
I was taping it as I watched so afterwards I went back to my fave part (shirtless) my friend's husband rolled his eyes (He was impressed with the gorge crossing on that rope, well so was I but I can't keep the shirtless scenes out of my mind so I went back to drool all over again)
Hi there Lily:) and all, UV, I'm watching it again and Bear did make a BBM reference during the time they were making the snow hole.
Jake may get tired of it, poor baby, but the BBM references are stuck to him for the foreseeable future, unless or until he makes another more critical movie about another intriguing subject.
Human Sexuality, being what it is, always peaks one's interest no matter what...and unlike some men, Jake usually takes it in stride...good on-ya Jake. Jake looked so hot stripped to his waist to preserve his clothes in a dry manner. love you all, nite nite sass
Nonsense. I don't think Jake'll "be hearing it until he's dead in his grave."
The people on Twitter & FB are repeating something they think is funny. They back up when they're challenged. If there's no rebuttal it gains currency, and emboldens the jerks. It can't be ignored.
I find when I've challenged people they'll back off. There are a few haters who get mean, but most people are embarrassed.
These are homophobes using the BBM "joke" as a way of using sexual orientation as an insult. It's wrong.
When you have an opportunity to challenge them or demonstrate you disagree, they back down. Plus others can see that they've been called on their ignorance.
It's impossible to call out every single insult, but I've managed to respond to quite a few tweets.
These people think their humor is cool, so when someone tells them they're pretty ridiculous, they get embarrassed.
If one person goes on the record as standing up, others get braver and more people are willing to speak up.
Jake's people were pretty agressive about dealing with this crap in an indirect, but effective manner during the roll out to SC. But then they dropped the ball. They need to get back on the job.
BBM jokes are meant as an insult no matter how well intentioned they seem. Even Bear. He was doing it bcz he was self conscious.
Watching the repeat - Jake's smile after crossing that gorge was amazing.
Some other fun tweets, some much less sweet:
i am legitimately about to have a panic attack watching jake gyllenhaal have to cross this huge ass gorge by rope on men vs. wild. fuuuuuck.;
So i'm watching man vs wild Bear is trying to kill jake gyllenhaalJake Gyllenhaal is on Man Vs. Wild. Apparently my dick is a development executive at Discovery. 3 minutes ago via Twitterrific · Reply · View Tweet
xyzach_h: Watching Jake Gyllenhaal risk his life on 'Men vs Wild'. My baby is about to cross a gorge on a fucking ROPE. Who the fuck let him do this?? 3 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet
joshxhottness: I'm freaking out watching Jake Gyllenhaal on Men vs. Wild. As a stan, I feel so protective of him. LOL!
Watching man vs wild and Jake Gyllenhal is a guest on this trip.. Bear is putting this man through the ringer! He should fire his agent!
Much respect to Jake Gyllenhal. Well done. #manvswild
Jake Gyllenhal will smile about anything. Bear just said "carcass failure." This show is confusing with it's attractive vs. gross factor.
OMG man vs. wild is crazy crossing on that rope. Much respect to Jake Gyllenhall. He had a no shirt moment too.
I'm coming out of my skin with anxiety watching Jake Gyllenhall cross this river gorge on a rope!
ake gyllenhall with bear grylls. Absolutely class, new found respect that him after watching him do this!
Damn you jake gyllenhall. Not only do you have rugged good looks and the charm of 007 but you kept up with bear grylls on te frozen tundra
just finished watching jake wow what a trooper glad they didnt have to eat that sheep dont think jake cared too much for that worm either loving all the tweets very scary though watching him crossing that gorge on the wire and the shirtless scenes what can i say but just plain gorgeous hope i can stay up to watch the repeat
So there will be shirtlessness. First important observation.
ReplyDeleteOkay, if I were Jake, I'd be ready for the helicopter to come back for me already.
ReplyDeleteLoved jake's wide smiles at the beginning.
OMG!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am excited!!!
Thank you, UV! :)
Jake should not look so happy:lol
ReplyDeleteScary stuff. Blizzard just started...jake could
Drop down crevass...his Mom is going to kill
Him. Jake goes first
as a safety precaution for Jake's sake!
Sass
TY UV love blogging with ya
ReplyDeleteBear just slipped down. Jake has to pee!
I wish I could do that!
sass
The pit stop was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that Bear slipped, too.
Eek, jakes going into the hole!
Glad others are here. It's more fun together.
Ugh. This is groooooss.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you say crap on the Discovery Channel?
Jake descending into deep hole.
ReplyDeleteJake kills his food so he guts the sheep but
The carcass is rotten. Looks awful!
Oh my god. I would never have gone into that tunnel!
ReplyDeleteJake helps camera crew. They are going to make
ReplyDeletea snow hole. Jake is making jokes and I'm laughing. I can't
Shelter is done. Jake says it's the coolest place he's ever been.
Jake makes fire and brings chocolate.
Jake is hilarious!!! I can't believe he's not bone cold.
ReplyDeleteEver the gourmand, Jake manages to sneak in the chocolate.
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty good at digging that hole, sass. The Will Ferrell joke was funny.
It's hard to follow all the tweets but some are pretty funny.
Jake looks so HOT! Lordy!
ReplyDeleteTaking his top clothes off sped my heart rate up 100%
Hee. Jake just needed a picture of himself to get his heart rate up!
ReplyDeleteTweets where not that I could keep up! :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he taking such a long way cross? Poor Jake.
ReplyDeleteJake is nervous and I am about to have a Cow :lol :lol
ReplyDeleteUV this is dangerous. U think they have extra moorings etc up there way too high.
I had to leave the room! Commercial just in time! LOL! JAke's getting ready to cross.
ReplyDeleteJake is going out of the area with Bear, both
ReplyDeletehanging out the chopper! OMG!!!
OK. Holy crap!!!! This was unbelievable! I mean. And he was just ...so, so cool about it! Damn.
ReplyDeleteHe just embraced the whole experience! He's so proud, and justifiably too. That took real guts. Bless.
(((Jake's mother))) : )
Jake is going out of the area with Bear, both
ReplyDeletehanging out the chopper! OMG!!!
This was seriously dangerous, no Hollywood bullshit.
ReplyDeleteNo question. That shit was real. And scary.
ReplyDeleteDid Bear make a Brokeback joke when they were digging the cave? I thought I heard the word "brokeback."
Yeah, he did, UV and Jake was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI didn't hear one but may if I can stay
ReplyDeleteup and watch it again @ 11PM.
I don't think the studio
loved this episode after seeing it tonight!
I forget about Jake's Viking...is that right...origins.
sass
Well this was one hell of a ride! Shit. Sorry. I am just blown away by what Jake did.
ReplyDeleteJust checked. This episode comes on again July
ReplyDelete17th @ 10PM, and July 18th @ midnight
Right bobbyanna...hella ride. Times give are for TWC NYC.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Bear said something like, "This reminds me of a couple of scenes from BBM."
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad even he had to make that joke.
For those looking to make Brokeback Mountain jokes, Bear did you the honor about halfway through as they built a snow save in which to spend the night. Jake tried to play off the joke, but I wonder if he enjoys knowing he’ll hear that type of humor until he’s dead in the grave.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.avclub.com/articles/man-vs-wild-man-vs-wild-with-jake-gyllenhaal,58770/
Of course, the author of that article couldn't resist making them either. So juvenile. I get the feeling Jake was not thrilled abbot it. Of course he will never be able to say that or the loony tunes haters will crucify him.
ReplyDeletejust got home from work and anxiously awaiting for 9pmm so i can watch MAN VS WILD
ReplyDeleteThis was GREAT! I was on the edge of my seat when Jake made that crossing. And then they stayed in that snow cave they built. I don't think Jake was offended by the BBM joke (I couldn't hear it all but I don't think Bear meant it as anything but a joke)
ReplyDeleteMy eyes fell out when they took their shirts off. OF course it all makes sense when you need to keep your clothes dry. Yeah Jake take it off!
I hope Steph at IHJ will put up a video so everyone can see this ep.
A man who brings Chocolate! yes! I was ready to step up and make the ultimate sacrifice and keep Jake warm :D
Jake said this was the beginning of a great friendship. He impresses me as the type of person that once your friends with him it's a life long thing (I think)
I was taping it as I watched so afterwards I went back to my fave part (shirtless) my friend's husband rolled his eyes (He was impressed with the gorge crossing on that rope, well so was I but I can't keep the shirtless scenes out of my mind so I went back to drool all over again)
Lily
Hi there Lily:) and all,
ReplyDeleteUV, I'm watching it again and Bear did make a BBM reference during the time they were making the snow hole.
Jake may get tired of it, poor baby, but the BBM references are stuck to him for the foreseeable future, unless or until he makes another more critical movie about another intriguing subject.
Human Sexuality, being what it is, always peaks one's interest no matter what...and unlike some men, Jake usually takes it in stride...good on-ya Jake. Jake looked so hot stripped to his waist to preserve his clothes in a dry manner.
love you all,
nite nite
sass
Babblers, I must acquire a DVR...ASAP! Jake is making me do it.:lol :lol I want to see him in the wild as many times as I can...xoxoxo
ReplyDeletesass
I don't think Jake was offended; I think he was annoyed. And who could blame him?
ReplyDeleteThis was a cute tweet from a father:
My 12 y/o daughter LOVES Jake Gyllenhaal so we're watching Men vs. Wild. She just told me that she's a Gyllenhaalic.
Nonsense. I don't think Jake'll "be hearing it until he's dead in his grave."
ReplyDeleteThe people on Twitter & FB are repeating something they think is funny. They back up when they're challenged. If there's no rebuttal it gains currency, and emboldens the jerks. It can't be ignored.
I find when I've challenged people they'll back off. There are a few haters who get mean, but most people are embarrassed.
These are homophobes using the BBM "joke" as a way of using sexual orientation as an insult. It's wrong.
When you have an opportunity to challenge them or demonstrate you disagree, they back down. Plus others can see that they've been called on their ignorance.
It's impossible to call out every single insult, but I've managed to respond to quite a few tweets.
These people think their humor is cool, so when someone tells them they're pretty ridiculous, they get embarrassed.
If one person goes on the record as standing up, others get braver and more people are willing to speak up.
Jake's people were pretty agressive about dealing with this crap in an indirect, but effective manner during the roll out to SC. But then they dropped the ball.
They need to get back on the job.
BBM jokes are meant as an insult no matter how well intentioned they seem. Even Bear. He was doing it bcz he was self conscious.
Yes, UV, annoyed is a good way to describe Jake's reaction. Stale, tedious and lame.
ReplyDeleteWatching the repeat - Jake's smile after crossing that gorge was amazing.
ReplyDeleteSome other fun tweets, some much less sweet:
i am legitimately about to have a panic attack watching jake gyllenhaal have to cross this huge ass gorge by rope on men vs. wild. fuuuuuck.;
So i'm watching man vs wild Bear is trying to kill jake gyllenhaalJake Gyllenhaal is on Man Vs. Wild. Apparently my dick is a development executive at Discovery.
3 minutes ago via Twitterrific · Reply · View Tweet
xyzach_h: Watching Jake Gyllenhaal risk his life on 'Men vs Wild'. My baby is about to cross a gorge on a fucking ROPE. Who the fuck let him do this??
3 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet
joshxhottness: I'm freaking out watching Jake Gyllenhaal on Men vs. Wild. As a stan, I feel so protective of him. LOL!
Watching man vs wild and Jake Gyllenhal is a guest on this trip.. Bear is putting this man through the ringer! He should fire his agent!
Much respect to Jake Gyllenhal. Well done. #manvswild
Jake Gyllenhal will smile about anything. Bear just said "carcass failure." This show is confusing with it's attractive vs. gross factor.
OMG man vs. wild is crazy crossing on that rope. Much respect to Jake Gyllenhall. He had a no shirt moment too.
I'm coming out of my skin with anxiety watching Jake Gyllenhall cross this river gorge on a rope!
ake gyllenhall with bear grylls. Absolutely class, new found respect that him after watching him do this!
Damn you jake gyllenhall. Not only do you have rugged good looks and the charm of 007 but you kept up with bear grylls on te frozen tundra
And a few more:
ReplyDeleteJake G. on Man vs. Wild what a MAN
M0t0rBreath: Jake G. has some balls
Is anyone else totally absorbed by Jake Gylenhaal being totally badass on Man vs Wild?
i am legitimately about to have a panic attack watching jake gyllenhaal have to cross this huge ass gorge by rope on men vs. wild. fuuuuuck.
So i'm watching man vs wild Bear is trying to kill jake gyllenhaal
just finished watching jake wow what a trooper glad they didnt have to eat that sheep dont think jake cared too much for that worm either loving all the tweets very scary though watching him crossing that gorge on the wire and the shirtless scenes what can i say but just plain gorgeous hope i can stay up to watch the repeat
ReplyDelete